"And the moral of the story today is: Never put live goldfish in your schools toilets and see what happens when your pirinciple finds out. But if you do choose to do so, do not involve Jamie in it because she will start crying in chapel and go confess to the principle. And if you chose to tell Jamie and actually have her help, make sure that she doesn't tell the prinicple about you being the one who actually did it. If all of these suggestions fail, buy your principle a package of goldfish."

I think that this pretty much sums up my school day.

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